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Finally have my 360 controller mapped, the virtual machine with win7 running and a fresh map on simcity 3000.

Let's build simville fam.

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Hey fediverse, calling all making

I've got some homies I know who make music that I've invited to this instance and I think they'd love connecting up on this space.

Comment with either your music or just that you're interested in connecting and maybe we can get a cool network going. Or let us know if one already exists!

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The new gender I invented is whimmyngh

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uspol 

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Getting the hardest boaner of my life as I imagine busboys and construction workers anxiously waiting for my correct takes, giving me the award for Best Friend of Working People and Also POC When Appropriate In Terms Of Intersectional Oppression.

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Furiously masturbating as I prove that I am the leftest of all leftists. There is no statement that does not contain an opportunity for pointing out the problematic. I can see an extra color. Homeless people shake my hand in the streets after they read my replies to total strangers on Mastodon dot com.

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[ME, IN PET STORE]: *face to face with fish through glass* "...and that's why I'm an alpha, and yuo're just a littlw beta fish.."

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hot take, caps 

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If y'all took the shit more instead of taking the piss maybe you wouldn't be so constipated bro

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pumped up to play Sonic Adventure sometime this weekend.

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i hate this so much and yet i want to see dr. pepper k-cups due to some godforsaken nihilistic desire to see our society at large breaking in realtime

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today i learned Keurig Dr Pepper is a real merged company that exists

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Replying to some shitty toots like “is this your first time posting?”

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listening to a seashell to hear the sound of the ocean but instead the seashell says to me "shut the fuck up"

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If I posted text posts about anything I cared about on facebook the algorithm would not show it to almost anyone thats even following me. It would literally just drop off the radar and be forgotten. I post a random thought here and people from around the world actually have a chance to respond. That is powerful. That cant be underplayed. The fact that we dont have to worry whether our messages have financial viability makes our ideas stronger. Our voices ring.

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Not dedicated to any particular topic, mood or way of communicating, but rather an attempt to recreate the magic of the old internet when you used to be connected to people directly and talk about stuff.